Drunk Guy and a Stun Gun

This guy got drunk and willingly let some one use a stun gun on him, he didn't seem to mind to much.

Drunks with a 1,000,000 volt stungun

Unusual ways to open a bottle of beer

Opening a beer bottle with all sorts of things is something I do a lot of, but the gal in this video has taken it a step further and has shown us how she opens beer bottles.

Cool way to open beer bottles!!


If you've been to Beer Soaked Clothing before you'll notice that I haven't posted here in a long long time, well I'm gonna start again, but this time I'm gonna keep it really simple, I'm gonna focus only on Beer, Beer Drinkers and drunk people.

The Devil Dared Me To, should kick ass

Used to watch this Kiwi program called "Back Of The Y" It was a program full of trash talk, amateur hard out stunts, fire works, beers and swears. It was bloody great, awhile ago a caught the end of a TV special they made called Bogans' Heroes. I was pissed of that I had missed it. But I checked out their site and they've put it up on Youtube. So here's the first part.



You can watch the other two parts here Loosetothemax. They also have another short movie at their site called Vaseline Warriors IV.

They have also made a Feature length movie that's called "The Devil Dared Me To: The Randy Cambell story" I don't know if it's finished or when it will be released but it looks good I'm looking forward to a fun Kiwi film.

Great list of not posting apologies.

Was just checking my referrals and I saw a link from a site I hadn't seen before, I found it pretty interesting and funny, It's a list of Sorry I haven't posted in awhile quotes from various blogs, I've been quoted from this post Haven't posted in awhile maybe I need an electric shock as saying "work has turned out to be a curse and blessing, more money but I work with a bunch of alcoholics"

Well laters

Converted to blogger beta

I've been holding off from changing to blogger because I knew I was gonna have to learn a new coding language and I also knoew i was going to have to build eveything again. I like blogger beta I have been using it on a test blog, the only thing I'm disapointing is that the code I was using for the expandable posts no longer works, I have found another way to do this but I don't think I can customize the titles easily so I'm going to have to stick the videos in the Read More... expandable part of the post


This is were the videos will be when I get around to posting more frequently.

Haven't posted in awhile maybe I need an eletric shock

been awhile between posts eh, work has rurned out to be a curse and blessing, more money but I work with a bunch of alcoholics. I finish work at about 9ish in the evening and then go clubing soon after and then I sleep all day. Blogging has taken a back seat at the moment because of this.

Anyway here's a video I made, it's pretty lame but it's the first I have made, it's of my mate touching and electric fence on th farm.




Ok, now I don't now when I will post next, I'm drinking so much I think I'm goin to need AA soon so I thik I'll be able to post then.

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2 weeks without a computer

Been awhile since my last post, my computer decided to die. It sometimes works like it is now but for the most part it doesn't turn on, can't be arsed getting it fixed so I'm getting a new one.

Since I haven't had ready access to a computer for a week or two I've noticed how shit T.V is, I've also realised how much time I used to spend in front of my computer and it was a lot, if I wasn't out partying and drinking I was on the computer. I don't think that will change though especially with my new computer.

I was so board with out it I went out and got a proper job in a bar, finish work and straight onto drinking, great stuff.

Well I'll leave y'all with an oldy but a goody.
Angry cubical guy (Embed)

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Mentos and diet coke gone bad

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Look how realistic the PlayStation 3s graphics are

Back with some more evidence on how the Playstation 3 will be awsome. Just take a look at how realistic the graphics are.
Doom on the playstation 3 (Embed)

Ooo snap!!!

I guess the reason why I don't get the hype of the Wii is because I was a Sega baby.

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Why are people loving on the Wii

I've said this about Nintendo's Wii before and I'll say it again, after a long days drinking all I want to do is sit back, relax and play some games. I don't want to be sitting on the edge of my seat waving a goofy looking wand around, that's what the eye toy is for, a good 20 or so minutes of jumping up and down and acting like a fool before I sit back and get into some serious gaming.

I've read comments about how people are looking forward to picking up a Wii controller, popping in the new Star Wars game and going mental Light Sabre on some wookies but I'm guessing that like the eye toy most people would get tired and want to sit back with a good old controller.

The Wii seems to want to break the mould and create a new innovative console and it seems judging by the buzz on social sites such as digg that people are hoping that it will succeed, I feel that it wont but thats just my opinion.

As for the negative buzz about the PlayStation 3 all I have to say is it seems they are staying with what works, only everything about it is hugely more powerful. I read somewhere about how a PlayStation 3 Grand Theft Auto might benefit from 50GB of space on a single Blu-ray disc, about 15GB for game data, models, animation and everything else which leaves 35GB for loads more little extras. What I read went on about how they could use that extra space for the audio portion of the game, that's like 3000 songs, hours upon hours of talk back and more radio stations than you can shake a wookie at.

As you can see I'm a PlayStation fan and with the huge space of the Blu-ray discs I see a lot more room for innovation over the Wii's 8.5GBs of disc space, the eye-toy gimickiness of the Wii is putting me off a little also.

I don't know how to end this rant so I'm going to leave y'all with a video of a fat guy in a tub talking about PlayStation 3.
WARNING he has back pimples (Embed)

Nintendo Wii PlayStation 3 Sony PS3

Food poisoning sucks

Well I haven't posted in almost 2 weeks, I've been down from food poisoning, a bunch of us came down with it after a delightful meal at McDonald's it was the only common factor with all that got it.

To get over it I stayed in bed the first day without eating anything the second day I didn't eat a thing but I went clubbing and drank a huge amount of booze, if it can kill a liver it should be able to kill food poisoning right? the third day I had a little to eat but had a mean hang over, i thought screw this the best cure for a hang over is to drink more so I went out again and drank even more.

This happened over the last week and the week before that I just couldn't get motivated into posting anything, I'm gonna need to upgrade my Internet connection, sick of waiting for streams that cut out half way through the video.

How to make a playing card float

Learnt some pretty good magic tricks over the years at various parties, the only problem is that I promptly forget them the next day. I think the trick to remembering them may be to learn them while I'm sober.

I'm on dialup speed at the moment so streaming videos is an ass hole, I found a couple that interested me, one was for bending spoons and one was for becoming invisible, they were each about 5 minutes long and on dialup took about an hour to load. I streamed the first few seconds just to see if they were for real, seemed professional enough and went out for a bit, came back and started watching them, they were duds farking ended up with some crappy camera effects, pissed me right off.

So I had a brief look around and found this one on how to float a playing card. It's a simple enough trick but now I have to find some where to get invisible string.
How to make a card float (Embed)

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Another trip to the metal hospital

Got pissed as again last night, same old though, went for drive through town coz we all poor bastards, did the rounds and met up with a few others we decided to go up to the old mental hospital again this time I had my camera, we didn't get inside however half the dudes chickened out and as the rest of us were at the entrance to the building my mate fell over and cut himself.

Here's a couple photos from the hospital:


























I don't think we'll be going back up there anytime soon, I also think the buildings are set for demolition.

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Fast cars, Minigolf and Haunted Houses

Went out last night, it was supposed to be a quiet drink but it ended up being a full on booze up.

We started out at the drags in the Hutt Valley, this is where all the boy racers meet up on a Thursday night, not much happening there but we did see a couple of dudes chasing after a cop car one of the guys ended up kicking the cop car, I thought the police would hop out and lay down the law but they just drove off.

We headed into to town after that, hit a few clubs had some more drinks but it was pretty dead. We left town at about 3ish making our way home but ended up driving past the minigolf place so we hopped out of the car and played a little after hours putt putt, made a hole in one on the first hole and fell over a few times, great fun.

Time to head up to the old mental hospital, we spent about an hour searching the old abandoned buildings up there, freaking ourselves out. The sober driver stayed in the car and had a sleep, I probably wouldn't have gone in if I weren't drunk. The buildings had loads of old furniture and looked like lots of people had parties up there, it's a squatters paradise to.

I ended up getting dropped off at about 6am, so much for the quiet drink. Good night though fast cars, clubs, minigolf, haunted houses, loads of beer and a wicked hang over.

Seems like those racers followed me home, all I've been hearing tonight is burnouts and sirens.

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Bumble Bee pics from the Transformer Movie

My hopes for the Transformers movie are very high, though I know virtually nothing about its production, There's a couple of good pics of Bumble Bee on a blog called Gahsoon, it aint what I remembered Bumble Bee to look like but it does look bad ass, the second pic of an annimatronic looking beast doesn't look that convincing to me I just hope they do it well. Click the picture for bigger view over at Gahsoon.

Transformer

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Fight over a cheese burger

An inmate from Southern State Correctional Facility applied for a liquor license but was denied, I could imagine what that would be like, singles nights, happy hour, 1 cigarette for a handle 3 for a shot, bouncers with guns, last call before lock down, would be great.

These dudes will probably end up in jail at some point in time, this guy goes nuts over some one eating his cheese burger, then the dude who ate his burger gets all teary eyed over his ruined jersey, pack of wankers.
Fight over a Cheese Burger (Embed)

Burger Fight

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I don't usually post fight videos but the guys in this video are to lame not to share.

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Backwards Bush Counter for your site

Code at Backwards bush

I don't want to get to political but this Backwards Bush counter is cool, I'm pretty sure Clinton didn't have one of these. I can't believe there's over 900 days left before Bush is out. Hopefully the next Bird is a little better at laying eggs.

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Beer Tongs for a frosty brew

Went out last night, bought a doz and had to split that with my mate, so I only had six beers, rough stuff trying to get drunk off of that.

I would have greatly taken a warm beer but this guy doesn't like warm beer so he uses Beer Tongs (Embed)

I might try at some party, grad a beer, sit down and tape a beer to a hand. pert.

Well thats all time to figure out where I'm gonna drink tonight.

Jon Favrea talks Iron Man at Comicon (Video)

I used to love watching the Robocop movies, Robocop was as a character totally believable, that's why I like hearing Jon Favrea mentioning Robocops effects and how he doesn't want to rely to heavily on computer effects in Iron Man, I can see it now, man in metal suit being pulled around by wires, it could turn out awesome.
Jon Favreas panel discussion, Comicon (Embed)

There's also another video of a panel with Todd McFarlane (creator of the Spawn comics), it gets kind of heated with all sorts of Fan Boy ooos and aaas.
Todd McFarlane panel, Comicon (Embed)

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Bob Sapp (The Beast) music video

Been a few days since my last post, been a little busy,Also waiting for my bandwidth to go back up. Had a good drink up on Saturday I think it was, couple doz some wine and some Jimies, got pissed as pulled over (I was a passenger) got let off, they mistook us for gang members, I feel all though after that.

Bob Sapps tough though but only if he gets ya in the first round or he gets all puffy wuffy. I wonder how many takes this Bob Sapp music video (Embed)

took, considering that he is very active in it.

Here's a video that shows the Russian way to open a bottle of beer (Embed)

He opens it with a rock, pretty cool but ever since I've learnt how to do this properly I can open a bottle of beer with pretty much any old thing that may be lying around.

To have a great party you need people who like to party, that's why I love this guys enthusiasm (Embed)

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