Ninjas are the coolest

Ninjas are the coolest, when I was a kid when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I always said "I want to be a Ninja", well that never came to pass. Maybe I could master drunken style, anyway here's a couple of Ninja videos, the description says they were taken at a Ninja village in japan, they have some crazy sound effects going on, I think they would have been much better without them.

Just click on the link to expand the player.

Here's a Ninja clip 1

And here's Ninja clip 2

This post was going to be about a neat Wushu Drunken style video I saw but I can't seem to find the video for that, hopefully I will and post it later.

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Handbag thief gets suplexed by girl (Video)

This is funny, it kind of looks fake but I can't be sure on that.
Handbag thief gets suplexed (Click to expand)

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Cool Parkour, Free running Video

Awhile ago I saw something on the news about Parkour, it looked amazing, like something right out of a Jackie Chan movie. These dudes who do this must have to be super fit, I can barely stumble down a flight of stairs without busting a nut, these dudes would flip of it and land into a forward roll. I keep seeing these types of videos all over the net now, This ones one of the better ones I've seen, nice and long with some amazing moves.
Parkour Video (Click to expand)

The link that's with thi video also has loads more videos and info, 3run.co.uk

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Amazing water bottle jet pack

This is amazing, this Japanese (Asian) dude straps a bunch of pumped up water bottles to his back and go about 15 up in the air, best thing I've seen all day.
Water bottle jet pack video (Click to expand)

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Choppers, lawns, Bob Saget gangsta style

I'd love to have this thing, I'd mow the lawn even if it didn't need mowin then I would sit on it the rest of the day drinking beers while yelling at people walking by.

Dorks.com Funny Picture



Lawnmower Chopper

This is a cool game, try to walk the drunk character home and see how far you get, my best is 81.

Bob Saget is my hero. This music video from Jamie Kennedy has Bob Saget in it, it's cool as hell. Saget pimp slaps, trash talks and acts all gangsta. What's happening to the Full House gang, I wonder what that "Cut It Out" dudes doing these days.
Click here to watch Bob Saget gangsta style

Found most of this stuff while reading through Sexy and Funny Forums.

My most expensive night out clubbing, won't do that again

Courtney Place, Wellington, New Zealand on a Saturday night is the best place to be, all the clubs, pubs, bars are lined up down this street, no annoying taxis from club to club, in one club and down the street about 5 meter's into another club. It can be expensive on a Saturday night though, Wednesday is student night and it's very cheap, but it's not as busy, due to it being in the middle of the week. On my most expensive night I went in with $800 and came out with about $200.

Let me break down that $600 night:

$90 for taxis

$30 for the first round of drinks for 5 people

$7 for first Tequila shot, followed by...

$28 for 4 more tequila's

$5 for a beer followed by...

$20 for 4 more beers

Things are starting to get a little hazzy by this point, met up with more friends

$50 on more assorted drinks (probably)

$20 door charge for a lame drum and base gig

Started shouting my friends drinks at this time

$100+ shouting drinks

Left the drum and base gig, the girls went and did their thing and the us boys went of to a strip club

$20 door charge at the strip club

$7 for a bottle of beer, thought to myself "wow that is really realy expensive" probably came out more like

"ahh fuck what". Strip clubs don't give out change they give you stripper money, I paid for my drink with a

$20 note, got back 13 stripper dollars, quickly spent that.

$30 more for stripper dollars, spent that quickly too. When the dancers see the dollars they go for gold and take as much as they can.

Left the strip club met up with some more friends...

$7 on some Burger King

back to the clubs

$10 for 2 beers

$50+ shouting more drinks

$100+ miscellaneous

Lots of dancing, partying, Clubs started closing 3am onwards, Roamed the street for awhile looking for open clubs, we finally gave up and all went home. Sad thing is I didn't hook up that night.

I promised myself that I would never spend that much out clubbing again, it was a fairly decent night, not that great but was my first time in a strip club so that's a bonus.

Next time I'll write about how I only ever spend $100 clubbing and how I achieve this.

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Gizmo to help with those 3 second beers and she let one rip (videos)

Man I need me one of these gizmos, it's the old straw in a bottle trick but made all gizmo like. Lets you drink a bottle of beer in 3 seconds, that's a bottle for each round of 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
Beer gizmo video (click to expand)

Oops, this lady lets one rip at the end of a news report.
Oops, she just let one rip (click to expand)

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Guy drinks shoe polish and man falls down drunk (videos)

I haven't had a beer in like a week, mainly because I've had the flu and partly due that nearly all my mates have girlfriends, funny how mates disappear when they have girlfriends. There's 3 of us without partners at the moment and it's hard to build any kind of party with those numbers, hard to pick up chicks in clubs with those numbers to, need a big group.

Anyways I sure hope I don't do anything silly like this dude and <drink shoe polish (Video expands)

BrainScar

I sure hope that's not real, can't bare the thought of the inner pain.

Now this guys pain is plain to see, apparently picked up for drink driving, it sounds so sore.

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Religious fight on Fox news

This Fox reporter goes ape interviewing this crazy religious woman, the reporter even calls her the devil. All that raw public display of emotion got me feeling kind of uncomfortable, I don't know why, I'm alone watching this with the flu, if I didn't have the flu I'd be out drinking beer. The interview was about the religious nut forming an anti-gay protest at the funeral of an American soldier, which is really below the belt, it got her her 15 minutes though.

On the lighter side of religion check out this Muslim Rave , boy they really keep the beat.

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Update on streakers bikini

I wrote about a streaker who is selling her bikini on trademe a couple of posts ago, back then the latest bid was at $700 it's now at over $4,000. Now her ex-boyfriend has come foward and said that the proceeds should go to him because he bought her the bikini. Funny how all this is ending up on Yahoo news, I wonder who the lucky panty sniffer will be.

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Shock treatment for flashers and nunchuck fight (videos)

These two flashers must have gotten a hell of a fright, instant sexy kill.
Click to watch video

Wicker nunchuck fight, one of the dudes even gets fish-hooked, one of the better fight videos I've seen since those Kimbo videos. Wouldn't nunchucks do more damage?

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German beer bloopers and expensive bikini

All that beer gone to waste, check out the video of German beer bloopers (open to another site).

A female streaker who streaked at the New Zealand vs Ireland game on Saturday is putting her 2 piece bikini up for sale on Trademe (it's a New Zealand version of ebay) to help pay for her court costs, it follows the sale of the Tana Umaga handbag which sold for over $21,000 , funny how this stuff sells.

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Hungover with the flu, what to do?

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Beer Pong through drunken eyes

I wrote in a previous post about Beer Pong I still don't really know what it is but I still keep coming across it to much to not look into it further. It can't be as simple as banging a ping pong ball at some cups.

First of what does wiki have to say...

"Beer Pong (also known as Beirut) is an American drinking game that involves propelling a table tennis ball across a table with the aim of making the ball land in one of several cups of beer."Beer Pong Wikipedia

So it is just hitting a ball at some cups, Wikipedia goes into great detail about the rules, equipment, variations and history of the game, it also says that it's popular among high school and college students ( Naughty high school students ) and is one of Americas biggest drinking games (ahh I don't get it coz I aint American).

Time to google it (but not to much I need nap time)

National Beer Pong League Lots more variations, rules can be found here, it's got a good link list to other Beer Pong sites.

Beer Pong College Has got some info and a few pics.

If anyone knows of any other good Beer Pong sites let me know.

I think I need to see videos of the game being played that's how I learn best. Lets watch some videos.

Beer pong animation (Video)

Cool animation that clears things up a lot.

Simple game of Beer Pong (Video)

Throw the ball Bitch

Amazing Pong Shots (Video)

As seen on Break.com

Some amazing Pong shots, they must not drink much to be able to pull off shots like these.

Now that I've looked into Beer pong a little more I've realized it's about hanging out with friends, getting excited about pulling off great shots that can only be cool when drunk, getting a work out while drinking and getting piss faced rotten drunk.

Tequila Pong sounds good to me, Nude Beer Pong sounds better.

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Gorgeous women brew our beer

This is a commercial for my favorite brand of beer Tui, It's been on TV here for awhile now, I just stumbled upon it at Dailymotion , LOL Brucetta and Daveina.

Click to watch video

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Throwing back 6 beers fast, my hero

I used to be able to throw back beers like this but years of smoking and partying have caught up with me, I'm lucky if I get through a shot of Tequila without wanting to fill the loo up with happy time juices. He almost brought it back up but he held on to it, good man. The description over at Break.com says he's a Dartmouth student.

Click here to watch video

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